If I want to be ironic this weekend I'll sooner spend my 12 dollars paying a hobo to piss in my mouth. The end result is the same but it'll be over with in about 30 seconds not 2 hours. And I can spend the rest of that time walking around screaming "there's motherfucking hobo piss in my motherfucking mouth!" Only it will sound like "rhuu rhuuu-rhuuu-rhuu-rhuuu rhuu-rhuuu rhuu rhu rhu rhuuu-rhuuu-rhuuu-rhuuu rhuugh!" And I get the warm satisfaction of knowing I just helped someone less fortunate than myself buy 12 dollars worth of crack. Which isn't a lot of crack, but it's enough.
RIDING THE BUS WITH MY SISTER > SNAKES ON A PLANE
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